If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
