escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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