Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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