We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
accomplished twins. life is a go
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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