Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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