Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
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