I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
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Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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