Jerry, you need to find god
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
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sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
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Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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