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(313): View more from Michigan

Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

Just mADE A PArabola og urine

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.

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While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.

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(248): View more from Michigan

i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.

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(630): View more from Illinois

i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.

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nothing about this is right.

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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS

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(860): View more from Connecticut

i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.

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