Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
You know it's an interesting night when you drunkenly scream at your boss, "You'd make a HORRIBLE OBGYN!! You're hands are ENORMOUS!"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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