He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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