Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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