that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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