I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
Hippo gnu deer
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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