i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
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well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
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I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Thanks for making me a drunk burrito last night and cutting it into bite size pieces, I always knew you were a keeper.
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