Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
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Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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