Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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