I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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