im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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