just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
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I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
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The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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