HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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