there's paper in my vomit.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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