Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
Randomize
