I'm eating all of the evidence.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I'm always down for nudity.
Randomize
