Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
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I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
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Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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