He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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