I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
You insisted on squirting shots of captain morgan in your mouth with a turkey baster by like 930.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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