Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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