There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
The power of my boobs compel you
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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