is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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