how can u be prego again
okay pat passed out under dana's car
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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