I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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