This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
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