There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Go christen that room with your naked body.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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