Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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