I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
We just shotgunned beers for America
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
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