Dual....:-)
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
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When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
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i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
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