quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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