Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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