Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
