she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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