We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Which outfit says "I'm sorry for your loss but we're still banging later"?
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
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