i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
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Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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