In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
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Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
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I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize