he wants to bone in the snuggie
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Too much gin, very little bucket
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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