doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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