rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
So much rum. So many feels.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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