we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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