Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
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