But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
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