Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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