no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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