You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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