I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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