I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Who put my cat in the fridge?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Randomize
