When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
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I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
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even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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