But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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