I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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