So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
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