Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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