David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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