I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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